Excerpt from Webmaster's SEO LamentBy Madeleine "Mad" Kane
(Sing to "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music.")
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Wishing that Yahoo and DMoz would list them.
Wond'ring what causes those sites to resist them.
Viewing directory listings each day.
"I'll never get there," they moan with dismay.
Updating pages in quest of a breakthrough.
Hoping new phrases will bring them more clicks through.
Checking competitors' links and their stats.
Wond'ring if they should employ a black hat.
Relevant content, reciprocal linking.
Publishing articles. Now that's good thinking.
Linkage in edu and government sites.
Vowing to soon their competitors smite.
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Read the lyrics in their entirety
(Thanks Mad)
